Hold on, it gets better:
However, these propagandists aren’t just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called… Darwin! That’s right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don’t advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an “Open Source” license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, “lickable” buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
Amazing. Truly amazing. The article gets better and better, if you are a godless UNIX commie : s/better/funnier/g
Wait it gets even better more surreal, you simply cannot make this stuff up:
However, this isn’t the only thing hiding behind this choice of moniker; according to my research, the name eMac is also a referrence to “Emacs”, a program that is a standard-bearer for the Communistic Open Source movement mentioned above and whose mascot is some sort of effeminate-looking, horned devil-man. Is there no end to this tangled web of evil?
And then, the obsession with the shell incantation:
… More clues have come in showing the dark nature of Apple Computers. … The new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the [previously mentioned as obsolete] “BSD Unix” OS [sic] mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program … type in a secret code: “
chmod 666[sic]“. What other horrors lurk in this thing?
Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with binary encodings of permission settings in a bit mask, could it?! Of course I’m sure I’d be told that binary encodings are evil too.
I cannot even being to refute or comment, I need to go have a hot bath to soothe my aching ribs. These folks are completely off their rocker – to the point that an intelligent person just has to ask – is this a humor site?!
Via /dev/null article 1194794224 (bonus points for you godless UNIX commies who recognise the numbering scheme).
No matter how far out the loony fringe, there’s always one step further people can take it. With 6 billion people, your long tails get really, really long.
And I’m signing up for my bonus commie points:
perl -e ‘print gmtime(1194794224).”\n”‘