My old friend John found this bag in a fashionable store in Vancouver. He noticed something about the bag that was a little bit more than “average”.
I’ll tell you what it is! This is our kindergarten class photo from the mid 1970s! Egads! People are walking around Vancouver wearing ME (and John) as a fashion accessory.
Apparently the guy on the right is the artist responsible. Neither John or I can recall much about him right now.
Incredible.

So where are you?
You’ll just have to guess.
Sue him for not having a model release for you
If you buy one, you can put a mustache on yourself, and no one will ever recognize you.